Friday, October 28, 2005

Reasons I Hate Caesar

1. He can play guitar and bass and sing AND play keys and produce. He makes me look lazy. Who does he think he is... Prince? Jesus.

2. He got to go to Helsinki on the company dime in Business Class, and got WIFI on the airplane. When I went to Tokyo in Bidness Class, there was no freaking WIFI. He had to one-up me.

3. He will have in-laws in Japan by next year, and will have an endless supply of Hibiki Whiskey if he so desires.

4. He is taller than I am. AND I AM TALL.

That's enough for me.

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