Two Jokes and a Dream from Bella

Two gems from the "going to sleep" mind of Bella the last few nights.

Two Jokes (Related)

Why couldn't the egg jump on the trampoline? Because it would CRACK.

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg who couldn't jump on the trampoline. I have a question. WHY can't I jump on the trampoline again?

A Dream:

I dreamed that if people touched their butts together, that there would be a tube connecting them and it would stretch, and a hole would open in their pants to let the tube through. And when you're connected, you have powers: If you snap your fingers, you can make everything STOP.

So if there was a bank robber, you could just SNAP, and they'd freeze, and you could carefully take the money out of his hands and put it back in the bank. And then you could grow big and pick him up with your fingers and drop him right in jail.

And then when you snap the tube, it goes away, and the hole in your clothes just closes up like nothing was there.