1) Open a music store called BLIP.
- A narrow downtown space - high ceilings, one door - maybe 15 feet wide. In an old tailor's shop maybe.
- White walls, severe white lighting.
- One long metal table down the middle of the store with German Synthesizers only.
- Waldorf and Access
- Two computer stations with German software only:
- Ableton, Native Instruments, Melodyne
- Hours 12-8pm Thurs and Sat only, or by appointment.
You KNOW it would rock.
2) The superpower: Ability to mildly increase the humidity of a room.
- Could help keep cigars fresh.
- Mortal enemy to comic book collectors, however.
3) The SweIdaGolNew Potato:
- A Yam stuffed with an Idaho Potato stuffed with a Golden potato, stuffed with a red New potato.
- Perfect compliment to TurDukEn
- Or OsTurDukEnaDee (Ostrich-Turkey-Duck-Chicken-Chickadee)
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a superpower that's unpopular with comic book collectors...? that's kind of like a large-screen TV that won't display sports. /:)
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